Butter fingers couldn’t catch a cold
They dropped the mould when they made you
Cut the chord and just watched you fall
The parachute failed to pull through
But look at you now
Yeah just look at you now
Not a scar, not a scratch, not a mark
No-one would ever know now
No-one would ever guess how it all started
Tell your life story they’d laugh out loud
No-one would ever know now
You built a kingdom all of your own
A cardboard throne and a sea view
Spoilt the children then boiled their bones
Teach them to talk with their mouths full
Now the cat got her tongue
The vet bought her lungs
But her heart, oh her heart
No I couldn’t bear to part with that
No-one will ever know now
No-one will ever guess how it all started
Sell your life story they’ll laugh out loud
No-one will ever know now
No-one will ever know, nail down the lid it’s closed
No-one will ever know now