Big deal you’ve fallen out of bed
Oh let me see now did you hurt yourself
Stone me you’ve fallen out again
Well once is careless but twice oh Christ
That’s just insane
What’s going on upstairs dear
What will the neighbours think
Sounds like someone’s being murdered
Or is that wishful thinking
No shit you’ve solved the mystery
And all by yourself, Sherlock will be pleased
A bad dream, you say that’s all it’s really been
Well if it’s only a bad dream
How come the blood and guts are real
What’s that you’re waving at me
What will the paper’s print
There bound to find the body
Or is that wishful thinking
Wishful thinking
Wishful thinking